snap build 1/100 MG EW Tallgeese I Ver.Ka

GLORIOUS! Destroy ALL Gundams!

  So there was this zechs guy and he drove thus geese then there was like these Gundams. Then the geese cured cancer!

  Ok. I'll admit. I've never watched Gundam wing. BUT DAM. This is one sexy box.

Kit Overview

Pros:

1) Sexy legs ~~

2) the backpack unit has a nice gimmick where it opens up together and closes together

3) Sexy skirts ~~~

4) a relatively solid Ver.Ka though the waist joint is a cheap whore 

5) Sexy thighs ~~~

6) Dober gun has a gimmick where it can pull in and out just a little 

7) Sexy shoulder plates ~~~

Cons:

1) a horrible time building, nub marks, nub marks everywhere

2) screw you katoki. FIX THE WAIST JOINTS

3) order an extra waist joint just in case yours breaks

4) The waist joint broke my heart!

5) Shenlong will have to wait till I feel like building him

6) You may not be inclined to pose this. As it is a Ver.Ka, the major concern of all ver.ka is getting too loose after a while. much like that of fancy whores people seem to like so much. 

Pics

Plz bro build me.

Nope.

Question: If I got a hardon from this, am I mechasexual?

tallgeese stronk

boosters pulls out together on both sides as mentioned before, but the sanding sure is a killer

Yay another picture! because I'm trigger happy

#___#

2 hours of sanding preceeded by throwing cellphone into the river. Perfection, if I may flatter myself.

Fully opened boosters.

the dober gun fits better w/o the shoulder mount (and infact is hinder by the shoulder mount)

Mission complete.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Wow. I sure did take a lot of pictures of Tallgeese in the same dam pose. 

Busou Shink 1st series. Arnval.

She came with a post card. But why would the sender give me the post card? I CONFUSED!

Also if you squint at the right angle, just the right angle though, she looks kinda cute, but only at the right angle.

History

  Busou Shinki is apparently a game where a bunch of armored girls engage in Gundam verses Gundam. The details are complicated and is not my goal to play the game (since it is already dead by the time I even heard of this series). They had an anime in like 2012 if I remember correctly. The anime sucked, don't watch it. Watch Strike Witches instead. 

  Anyhow. This is a series of toys aimed at gullible guys and attempts to exploit their passion for lolis in mecha armor. Perversion is highly recommended for anyone who is looking to buy these.

Overview

Pros:

1) you'll be one of the only guys on the block to even have one of these

2) she comes with carrot sticks

Cons: 

1) discontiuned goods, costs alot

2) usually used

3) being made from Konami, the quality is certainly not max factory

4) her face makes me want to kick someone in the shin

5) the guns have no barrels

6) screw you Konami 

7) the hands are a bitch

Dafaq?

#damagedcorners

the construction of the box itself is vastly superior to the item inside. science has gone a long way indeed.

awkward proportions, GJ konami 

o_o

that moment, when you realize there isn't an instruction manual.

QUICK! ABANDON SHIP!!!

articulation test.

posing test.

konami quality: no barrel.

final verdicta: don't buy dis.

Ultimate Madoka Figma

Whenever I see the words 'ultimate' I immediately think giant robot.

History

  On the last episode of the 12 episode loli killing festival, Madoka made a contract with our lord and savior QB to become the Jesus of all magical girls. 

Overview

Pros:

1) She is cute 

2) much better quality than that robot spirits crap

Cons

1) She is very heavy and will eventually break the stand

2) The arrow effect parts will tend to fall off of the left (right) hand